The Patrol Blotter
Insanely cute 18 yr old loses all innocence in this astonishing video with TWO horny young partners; receives rare DOUBLE creampie!
Old sayings have a funny way of always ringing true, don’t they? They’ve stood the test of time and have been proven again and again. I’m not quite sure if I got the wording right, but you get the idea. Ok, wait, I just have to say this: If you’re still reading this after laying eyes on this absolute DOLL of a babe we have for you this week then something’s seriously wrong with you man. Nobody likes to read that much. Would you just LOOK at this fucking girl! Our local Pinoy sex scout was fortunate enough to find this little darling in need of a lift the other day. Little did she know, she was in for more than just a free trike ride. After all, if there’s one thing that’s for certain here on Trike Patrol it’s that NOBODY rides for free! Not even breathtakingly cute young Pinays like this one. I seriously can’t believe you’re still reading this. God, this girl is adorable! So our local buddies get her back to their boom-boom hut around the corner and ask if she’s up for a “short time”...Read More
Slender Pinay from Laguna, 19, approached on dark rainy AC street by creepy European tourist; agrees to trike ride and MUCH more!
On this dark damp evening in Smutsville, Philippines, our resident patrolman Jonas set out on a lil’ moonlit LBFM hunt after a short rainstorm. Before even making it to the corner to hail a trike, Jonas runs into this gorgeous slender long-haired beauty walking down the dark backstreet near his hotel. As most Filipinas do, she was walking with her nose buried in her cell phone. She was surely texting her local bf/gf or calculating just how much she’d need to earn this evening to take care of the important things in her life; you know, like new clothes or treating her friends to a Happy Hornet meal. Well lucky for the both of them, fate had all interests arranged to be met this evening and directed them along each others’ path. Jonas wanted a hot young piece of Pinay snatch and Rhian needed a meal and some spending money. Everyone goes home happy here if they try. So Jonas treated Rhian to a nice hearty meal at a local eatery and after she told her local bf/gf on the phone she’d be home a little later, they went right back down the street they came to square things up in Jonas’ room...Read More
Dark-skinned spinner in mini-dress hunted down in traffic; given a lift that ends with savage rear intake stuffing
So I’m taking a break from the dusty shithole town up North for awhile this week, much like Mr. X. did last week, when I noticed this dark-skinned lil’ spinner walking across the busy street in traffic. I quickly switch on my patrol-cam, which is always at the ready, and scurry on after her through the honking cars and motorbikes. She was wearing this tight little black & white striped dress and walking so damn fast I had to jog to catch up with her. She wasn’t the most beautiful Pinay I’d ever seen but I have a thing for these petite ones with dark skin and shoulder-length her so I gave it a go. Her name’s Jacki and she’s 23 years old, residing here in the Capitol also. Again, not the most maganda (pretty) up-close, but a tight lil’ body and devilish smile which excited me. We were walking in the direction of my hotel already so I sheepishly asked if she would be interested in accompanying me there for a short detour. Considering Jacki’s freelancing, streetwalker type of look, I didn’t think it was too far out of a request...Read More
Skinny & trashy, this 20 yr old karaoke singer shows up to tourist’s Manila hotel in full slutwear; claims having sex w/ foreigners “all the time”.
Hi guys, Mr. X back here again with a new Trike Patrol for you. You might remember me from such past patrol’s as “Roseanne the Manila Killah” and “Diana the Cum Guzzler”. If you know anything about me you know I love my girls raw, rough and nasty. This ain’t the fuckin’ dating game here boys. I come for one thing and one thing only; hardcore sex with the sluttiest LBFMs I can find. Everyone needs a style and that is mine. This particular catch I found while browsing around the KTV/karaoke joint district in Manila. There, you’ll find countless little karaoke bars mostly catering to Asian men, as you’ll notice the Japanese and Korean signs everywhere in neon. But don’t let that stop you from invadin’ their territory and scooping up a hot piece of ass outta there. Lord knows, they’ve sure as fuck invaded the hell outta our Westerner territory in that dusty little town up north of here in the past few years. So from time to time I’ll just show up down here in Manila and check out the latest offerings in this scene and that’s exactly what I did on this particular night...Read More
Petite Filipina from Bacolod, 19, on camera fornicating with skirt-chasing European male after a game of pool
Another recent vacation Patrol video submitted from Jonas here this week. His vid starts rolling with a cute petite-framed LBFM in green playing billiards with him. Then it picks back up inside his room where one of Jonas’ regulars conducts a little preliminary interview of this babe: Name: Yumi Age: 19 From: Bacolod Hobbies: “Make some fun”, going to the mall, clothes-shopping Boyfriend: Yes, Filipino Sex w/ Foreigner: Yes, 2 times Next, she stands up gives us a little dance show, stripping off her clothes piece by piece until Jonas moves in to inspect the goods. Nice set of tits on this young gal. Yumi then finds Jonas’ prick in her mouth a few seconds later and works it fairly well before climbing atop of it for a good, energetic ride. Stunning view watching those young LBFM hooters bouncing around as she flops up and down on his pole. Almost like being there…almost! Then Jonas flips her down on the bed and lays into her at his pace some. Next, he turns her around and bangs her out from behind in doggy position...Read More
Baby-faced Pinay teen is cute…..but FILTHY! Filmed in vulgar, salad-tossing tryst with pervy white man
When you’re part of a notorious band of internet whoremongers in the Philippines, you quickly learn that the shadows are your friend. Amongst the shadows, you can lurk and creep along unnoticed and unseen, until that perfect moment presents itself. That moment when you notice a fresh piece of LBFM pussy toddling along aimlessly like a naive young antelope lost from it’s herd. It’s a primal human instinct I tell ya. No, we didn’t invent trolling for pussy in the PI, of course not; but we like to think we’re perfecting the craft. Or having fun trying at least. While slithering through the dark side of the street the other night, I spotted—–no, smelled—–a pair of Pinay youngin’s disembarking from a Jeepney. Even through all the traffic exhaust and trike dust, the alluring scent of two Filipina teens out for a night on the town is unequivocal. I don’t know what they use exactly, but that super-fresh fragrance they give off gets my pussy-hound nose pointing (among other things) every time...Read More