The Patrol Blotter
Puzzling: 25 yr old Pinay, self-identifies as lesbian but again caught on camera savoring white penis
Happy Friday guys. The business of today is from our long-time Patrolman Mr. X. In this latest offering, he filmed the real-life Filipina lesbian Alexis once again. If you remember from her first scene, White Dick for the Dyke Chick, this true-blue pussy-lover sheepishly admitted to enjoying penis now and then. Well that was then and this is now. We present to you once again, Alexis, a fervent rug-muncher who truly does savor cock when she gets it. She wasn’t much on small-talk this time, and probably had girlfriend drama on her mind, but once Mr. X unleashed the peen on her, she got lost in the moment and showed us once more how much of an occasional dong-demon she really is. Just goes to show, you can self-identify as whatever you wish, but if you’re a Filipina on Trike Patrol, you’re getting DICKED right in your fucking pussy! Read More
Familiar Filipina picked up roadside once again; gives eye-popping display of oral & anal debauchery!
Ok guys, hold onto your cocks for this one. It’s as wild and raunchy as it gets around here. Remember Sasha? The “Skilled Sausage Swallower” KB brought us a year or so ago? I’m sure you do because she was one of the best cock-suckers ever to grace the pages of Trike Patrol. This was a truly talented, well-practiced blowjobber who wasn’t shy about that fact in the least bit. Her wet warm throat seemed almost endless in its depth and elasticity, taking down ALL of The King’s girth with very little straining. I read in a Great Book once that “the mouth of a woman is a deep pit.” Those wise words are no more true than for Sasha here. It’s quite an eye-popping thing to behold when this vixen gets to work on a penis. If you look at that past update, you can see how popular she was by all the comments asking us to bring her back. (Just so you know, we read those comments and take them to heart) So we told KB be to keep an eye out for her and, as luck would have it, he found her on the side of the road one night on his most recent PI visit...Read More
“I’m very open sexually” claims 23 yr old Los Angeles based Pinay after meeting in park; receives blinding facial less than 1 hour later
Ok, first of all, let me say this up front: This will probably be the only episode this year that isn’t actually filmed in the Philippines. We tried a few Filipina-Americans in past years, and got mixed responses from you guys, but since some did seem to enjoy them, we decided to try another. Believe me when I tell you this, we were extremely picky this time. We wanted to be absolutely sure we could found a true, 100% Pinay, not some strange variation of questionable mix thereof. Well guys, I am happy to say we got exactly what we were searching for. Meet Maya, a 23 yr old from Pampanga who moved to the US when she was ten. She’s got a terrific bubbly personality and when our Stateside patrolman Carson happened upon here in an LA park one afternoon, we knew we were in luck. None too shy, Maya was super-friendly and easy-going, as most Filipinas are, and was more than happy to go with Carson to his apartment nearby for an “interview” about what it’s like being a Pinay in the US of A...Read More
During Manila downpour: “I like to FACK!” says frisky 21 yr old Iloilo girl when asked what she does when it rains.
Hey Trike Patrol fans, remember Sachi from a few weeks ago? (I know you do!) Well, this week, after a short trike ride through downtown Manila, Mr. X met up with her again for lunch at a local Japanese tea house & restaurant. This time, she had a friend with her, but this was no ordinary friend. This 21 yr old named Wendy, from Iloilo, on Panay island, was a total nyphmo who purportedly loves to suck & fuck when it rains. As luck would have it, the skies opened up over the Philippine capital and it was game on from there! Read More
Arms, Legs & Boobs: This promiscuous Filipina, age 24, stands nearly 6-feet tall and likes bedding down with white tourists!
If there’s one thing about Filipinas, it’s that they usually don’t come much taller than 5’3″ or so. Anything above around 5’5″ is considered quite tall here for a female, and because it’s so rare, also quite admired and desired. Today’s patrol update blows even that height mark out of the water. KingBaliw scooped up a towering, statuesque Pinay specimen by the name of Sora, who’s long, lean athletic build stands nearly 5’11”! This is almost unheard of in the Philippines, and dare I say, is surely the tallest piece of puki we’ve ever corralled. At 24 years old, this friendly babe sports a body of a supermodel, but with slightly larger tits. Oh yes, she was all legs, arms and boobs, and we love her for it! As you’ll see in this video, KB would love her too, for approx 36 minutes anyway. The only way to bang a chick like this is hard & fast, and that’s precisely what The King proceeded to do with Sora here...Read More
Slim & Slender: 23 yr old Mindanao babe filmed in scandalous hotel video after plying wares in Roxas KTV bar
There’s nothing quite like Roxas Blvd on a busy Saturday night in Manila. The bay breeze in your hair as you sit in traffic with the window down, the honking horns and sirens (god help you if you’re in an ambulance), and the excited anticipation of what the night in this wonderfully weird and whacky Asian metropolis will bring. Mr. X spent this night in particular frequenting some of his usual haunts along this famous roadway. Including, but not limited to, several of the Japanese-style KTV bars. While always overpriced, the enterprising monger can have success in there by establishing a regularly visiting presence. Familiarity with the girls does help, so if you’re a face they are used to seeing, you can invariably score phone numbers for “sneak-out” style rendezvous with hotties of your choosing. This is exactly how he snared this week’s LBFM named “Sachi”. Surely just her KTV bar stage-name, but who the fuck cares. She was a hot looking Pinay with slender body and sweet tits, which is all that really matters to guys like us...Read More
RAW FOOTAGE: Brown-skinned single mother from Manila, 20, indulges in video-taped vaginal (mis)adventure just months after pregnancy
Back in the sidecar this week, with another fantastic Philippines experience documented for you on camera. It’s KB again, scooping up a typical, but delightful, LBFM with a nice dark complexion and a beaming smile. Meet Dolly, a 20 year old single mother (aren’t they all?), who has a great personality and fiery sex appeal. After a short bio, the King jumps in bed with her for the real fun to start. I don’t know about you, but I love these rich, brown-skinned gals. That dark flesh just exudes sexiness and the way the pink of their pussies contrast with it just puts me over the edge. Dolly here, definitely had that and a lot more going for her. You can tell right away this is a Pinay who enjoys her sex. Not a shy timid one. She’s a moaner too, as you’ll notice when KB starts eating her puki. She sucks a good cock too, and when he finally got inside that perfectly shaved brown snatch of hers, we see her real horniness come out. Her body is excellent as well, and that’s saying something for a chick who just plopped out a kid a few months ago...Read More
Filipina-crazed American prompts 21 yr old beauty into vulgar vagina-spreading display; doubles down on dirtiness with interior ejaculation
Another week, another easy-going, dark-skinned beauty. Our latest offering comes from the King, who has a penchant for cheery fresh-faced LBFMs. On his latest trike mission, he scoops himself up another beauty in need of a ride. Meet Ruby, a pretty 21 year old Manila girl, who doesn’t tell much else about herself. If I were getting naked in front of a strange foreign guy holding a camera I guess I wouldn’t give my whole life story either. Either that, or she has no life story, which if you know much about 21 year old Pinays, is entirely possible. Ruby had somewhat of a vacant look about her; the lights seemed on, but nobody was home. Truth be told, that’s just the way we like ’em! You’ll find these types are more agreeable to doing any number of sleazy things. Why, like spreading their pussy lips in front of a strange foreign guy’s camera. No, Ruby wasn’t the best blowjobber we’ve seen, but oft times the younger prettier ones like her are not...Read More
Foul-mouthed 18-yr old Cebuana talks dirty & reveals sex toys in purse; says to stranger: “Want to fuck me? I want to bang you!”
Ahh, Happy New Year gentlemen! It’s hard to believe we’ve got a whole ‘nother year of slamming Pinay snatch under our belts. Come to think, it’ll be 10, count ’em, TEN whole years at this in mid-July. That’s an entire decade of demolishing Filipina Puki and sharing it for the World to see! But like all wise cocks, we’re not going to count our hens until they’re laid. So first things first in 2016, we need to start the year off right and proper with a scorcher of an episode—-and once you see this one, I think you’ll see we did just that! Legendary LBFM-slayer Mr. X swoops into Ninoy Aquino on a short little visit from his undisclosed headquarters elsewhere in Southeast Asia. He makes the Baywalk just in time for that magical transition from fleeting afternoon daylight to pulsating neon-lit nightlife. It’s a wonderful place and time to be a man; the laid-back & relaxed feeling you get just knowing you’ll score a piece of pussy you never met before later is worth the price of airfare alone...Read More
In the final days leading up to “Pasko” in the Philippines, or Christmas, as the rest of us know it, the influx of girls coming out of the woodwork to gain some extra holiday “consideration” reaches a fever pitch. Our Filipina philandering friend KB knows this better than anyone, and he told me there were so many girls texting him in the past week or so that he had to change sim cards to thin the herd. One girl in particular, a 28 year old Pinay mother named Mikaela, surprisingly was among the group. You see, through his circle of friends he had known her from the past but never was quite able to close the deal with her, so he all but forgot about her. But the holidays has a funny way of brightening people’s spirits and loosening their inhibitions, and getting loose was exactly what Mikaela did after a short trike ride to a sleazy short time motel with The King. This was one of those super cheesy places with fake gold everything, mirrors all over and porn looping on the TV...Read More
Manila pick-up girl: “I’m a whore. My mother was a whore. She passed it down to me.” Ensuing video supports her claim
Now, we’ve had a lot of wild and crazy freaks on here over the years but I don’t think anyone has been as insane as this Manila whore is. I recall one patrol, where we snared a freak named Renz, but I don’t even she was as nutty as the girl you’re about to watch. Mr. X catches this one at one of the most infamous freelancer joints in all of Asia much less the PI. Situated by the Bay, this 24-hour cafe boasts several bars inside, and an upstairs that is overflowing with willing pussy ready to be had on any given night. When you enter, you feel like meat on a stick walking through a hungry roomful of hyenas. To paraphrase from a famous 80’s movie, “It’s like walking through a monkey whore-house with a bunch of bananas!” To be honest, we usually don’t like using words like “slut” or “whore” to describe our girls here, but sometimes, you have to let them speak for themselves. In this girl’s case, who also goes by Paula, she identifies herself leaving no room for mistake: “I’m a whore...Read More
Filipina teen caught in Ermita hotel sex video with foreigner; drinking, eating snacks and watching porn
Our longtime partner in puki, KB, has been knocking ’em dead lately. He scores another fantastic piece of young Pinay tail for us this week. Meet Seina, just 19 years young and as sweet as you like. He picks this adorable Filipina teen up off a busy inter-city street in his customized boom-boxed trike. No Filipina can resist the allure of a ride with a handsome white guy in a tricycle with sounds. Seina hops aboard quickly and they are off to one of the many short-time motels in the area. Once there, they are joined by Nikka and a friend, where they do some Filipina girl yik-yak while watching porn, drinking and eating snacks. Before long, it’s time for Seina to have the main course, which comes in the form of caucasian encased tube sausage. The cutie sucks with all her mini-might, while KB feasts on her delectable young pussy in the 69 position. If you like ’em clean and shaven, Seina’s your girl. After a good amount of oral priming, The King then goes on to penetrate her beautiful young snapper with his well-sucked schlong...Read More