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(May 17, 2013) There’s nothing quite like feeling that swarmy swarth of 3rd-world humanity surrounding you in these stinky, noisy urban centers of the Philippines. People and chickens alike, just sitting around clucking,... -
(May 10, 2013) Ah, the beach. There’s nothing better than walking along the water, sand beneath your feet, wind in your hair, waves lapping up against the shore. Well, almost nothing. A warm,... -
(April 27, 2013) Looky looky who’s back! Why, it’s none other than Asian pussy monger extraordinaire, Johnny Tron! When we told him some of you over here at Trike Patrol were asking about... -
(April 19, 2013) Recently, we’ve had a number of emails from members and expired members who’s critiques of our site here all had one thing in common. The shared sentiment has been in... -
(April 12, 2013) Some places in town here are still ol’ reliables when it comes to picking up an easy piece of ass. The Station is one of those spots. Might not be... -
(April 05, 2013) The hotels in this town see a whirlwind of pussy coming in and out of them at all hours of the day. Seriously, just sit in a hotel lobby here...
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LBFM of the Day
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Mercy – Sublime Splooge Mitten
There’s nothing quite like feeling that swarmy swarth of 3rd-world humanity surrounding you in these stinky, noisy urban centers of the Philippines. People and chickens alike, just sitting around clucking,…
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Danica – Nighttime Elfin Naughtiness
Let’s face it: There are some times you just need to bust a quick nut. The times when you’re feeling “pent up” and edgy. The times when you aren’t in…
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Emelyn – Puss in a Bush
A little something different this week on Trike Patrol. We receive all sorts of emails from different guys asking how they can be on the site, or how their girlfriend…
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Sonja – Real Filipina Housewife
You know about all those so-called “MILF” websites featuring all those surgically enhanced Southern California porn stars, right? Well this week on Trike Patrol, we’re bringing you and honest-to-goodness Filipina…
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Janet – Overly Consumed
So on this patrol, we told our driver to cruise around one of the residential areas across Eisenhower Highway, and got kinda lost back there at first, with people coming…
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Anna – Cock Demon
The title of this week’s episode says it all. Anna here is a true cock DEMON. You will see exactly what we mean upon watching her in action. She attacks…
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Che (with Charm) – Claim Staking
“Shy MILF Pussy…..the final frontier…. These are the voyages of the infamous Trike Patrol…… It’s continuing mission: To explore strange new pussies…. To seek out new blow jobs, new fornications……
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Ashley – The Starfish
Today was my last day in town and I was leaving on a flight that night. I wanted a MILF that was cute and fun for my grand finale. After…
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Maui – Philippine Dream Teen
Meet Maui: A delightfully cute and sexy 18 year old Filipina from an island province now visiting the big city. I had the good fortune of meeting her at a…
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Jane – Marvelous Maiden Mating
Following in line with last week’s trend, this week’s episode features another girl I first met online; only this time, I met her through one of the Filipina dating sites,…
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Julia – Shy Cock Rider
While I’m mostly a MILF-man myself, there is just something exciting when the shy, young ones love cock the way Julia here does. She starts off all quiet and timid,…
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Alona – Double Over/Short Time – Part 1
Ok, so I know this is “trike” patrol, which means 3 wheels, but tonight I was out on a motorbike I rented earlier this week to cruise around by myself….
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Kaya – Wannabe Gangstar
Ice introduced us to another friend of hers this week, goes by the name Kaye. As you might agree, this girl is pretty hot, and she had this “gangsta” like…
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Janna – Young as They Cum
This week we bring you an adorable young lady named Janna. As you can see by her photos, she’s about as young and fresh a girl as we’ve ever snared…
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Charmaine – Jeepney Snatch
Doc and I were cruising around town when we spotted Charmaine riding in the back of a jeepney. I pretty much got an instant erection when she smiled at me, so I yelled to the trike driver “Follow that jeep!”
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Venice – Maybe Means Yes
I took my mid-morning walk to the mall as I regularly do to get some exercise, watch the babes and sip some coffee. As I sat there, I noticed this…
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Mitch – A Bird in Hand is Worth Two in the Puss
Old sayings have a funny way of always ringing true, don’t they? They’ve stood the test of time and have been proven again and again. I’m not quite sure if…
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Nicole and Anne – Relative Humidity
The beads of sweat rolling down a girl’s back while she gets fucked doggy-style lying beside her sister. That is relative humidity and that is what happened this past week…
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Roseanne – Manila Killah
As much as I love this dusty little town up here, I decided to run down to the City on Saturday night for a change of pace. There’s just something…
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Laya – Honey Come Lately
One thing you’ll learn about this town is that the girls are always coming and going. They come in from the far-flung provinces in search of a “get-rich-quick” type of…
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Diana – Small But Terrible
Diana is your typical shy while talking but total nympho when the cock comes out… I’m serious. From the time we spotted her on the side of the road, in…
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Marie – Lilliputian Sex Solution
The sexual vivaciousness our favorite brand of Asian women display here every week probably seems even more far-fetched than the diminutive natives Swift wrote about in his famous novel. However,…
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Yen – Cock-loving Cougar
Ok, here’s the next one in that group of 4 from the poll. While Yen here only garnered a paltry 24% of the vote, I was still working on convincing…
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Lyca Lotta Cock
So here we are, stuck walking this week because our shady trike driver failed to show. Knowing him he’s probably laid up at home, passed out with a bottle of…
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Monica – LBFM Pride
What we mean by “LBFM Pride” is just that… Monica is damn proud to be an LBFM, even though she probably doesn’t know what the term means. But, how can…
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Mylene – Mall Mommy Mash-Up
If you’re only interested in seeing “pretty” young Asian girls than this probably isn’t the best site for you. There are plenty of other two-dollar Filipina sites out there with…
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Merilyn – Teenage Tourist Attraction
“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.” ― Confucius Work? What’s that? In case you haven’t noticed, we here at…
