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(May 23, 2013) One of the nice things about being a professional monger is you are able to make your own schedule for the most part. No rat-race 9-5 type of shit here,... -
(May 17, 2013) There’s nothing quite like feeling that swarmy swarth of 3rd-world humanity surrounding you in these stinky, noisy urban centers of the Philippines. People and chickens alike, just sitting around clucking,... -
(May 10, 2013) Ah, the beach. There’s nothing better than walking along the water, sand beneath your feet, wind in your hair, waves lapping up against the shore. Well, almost nothing. A warm,... -
(April 27, 2013) Looky looky who’s back! Why, it’s none other than Asian pussy monger extraordinaire, Johnny Tron! When we told him some of you over here at Trike Patrol were asking about... -
(April 19, 2013) Recently, we’ve had a number of emails from members and expired members who’s critiques of our site here all had one thing in common. The shared sentiment has been in... -
(April 12, 2013) Some places in town here are still ol’ reliables when it comes to picking up an easy piece of ass. The Station is one of those spots. Might not be...
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LBFM of the Day
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Mildred – Any Given Trike Ride
This episode’s got it all guys. LBFMs don’t come any hotter than Mildred here. She actually picked up ME in a trike; that’s a TP first I think. A fantastic…
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Akira – Yamashitas Lost Treasure (found)
All you wannabe Indiana Jones bozo’s digging and snorkeling around the Philippine Islands here can finally stop. This week, Trike Patrol has discovered and plowed over that supposedly lost treasure…
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Claudia – Tommy’s Stalker
Hey fellas, Tommy here. This week’s girl is a bit of a stalker. You see, on my very first night in town, I wanted to go out and roam around…
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Angel – Snaggle Pussy
While out on a mid-morning patrol earlier this week, I motored past two cute-looking girls walking down a back road. So I got my driver to stop and turn around…
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Mila – Shes a Hot One
At first glance, Mila comes across as a shy, conservative young girl from the big city. I hardly have to mention how beautiful she is; the fair white skin, gorgeous…
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Gerelyn – I’m Cumming!
We meet up with Gerelyn this week fellas, and I must say you’re in for a real treat. Not only is she super hot, super fine and super sexy… but…
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Ann – Caucasian Persuasion
Despite wanting to try and film earlier in the daylight hours for optimal light conditions, the Trike Patrol camera is always at the ready should an opportunity arise. While observing…
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Paula – Blonde Filipina Femme Fatale
I’ve been waiting for this one: A girl who is just old enough to have that perfect combination of confidence and sex appeal, without trying too hard. Meet Paula, a…
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Ciara – Re-fucked for Effect
Every once in a while, we cum, er…come, upon a Filipina babe who members of the site just rave about continually. Through the comments in the member’s area and emails…
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Mhine – Double Over/Short Time – Part 2
When you left your Pinay-pussy-gettin’ hero last week, I was just entering the pretty mouth of the more voluptuous Mhine after having fucked her slimmer bargirl colleague Alona moments earlier….
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April & May – Sister Shopping
After a few failed attempts earlier in the day (yes, it does happen), I was just about to call it quits and try again tomorrow when I dropped by the…
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Joyce – Shaped Up MILF
I spent the weekend at a buddies condo in the city recently and was pretty darned happy with how it turned out. I caught this older broad working out down…
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Ladyhoney – Three Hole Whack-a-Mole
More rain again this week. It’s been raining so regularly lately that my mood has been affected. I think I’ve been slightly depressed with it all so what better way…
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Rhian – Top-notch Young Crotch
On this dark damp evening in Smutsville, Philippines, our resident patrolman Jonas set out on a lil’ moonlit LBFM hunt after a short rainstorm. Before even making it to the…
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Aiza – Pal Pimped Puki
I told you last week it was a small town, didn’t I? This week’s episode shows you that once again. So I’m setting out to patrol on an overcast afternoon…
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Joanna – Mall Creature
In the Philippines, sometimes you hunt the girls, and sometimes they hunt you. But other times, like in today’s episode, it’s something in between and you’re really not sure what…
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Bianca – Working Girl
Bianca’s a real sexy LBFM if you haven’t noticed by now… she’s also very direct. When asked what she does for a living… “fuck”. That’s all I needed to hear…
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Gail – Light and Bubbly
Meet Gail, a lovely young girl we met down at the hotel pool area. She was there with a friend to meet an internet boyfriend, or so she told us….
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Sissi – Teenage Mid-day Party Crasher
Earlier this week I was feeling a bit tense in the afternoon so I hopped on my motorbike and headed down Periphery Road to go get a rub down at…
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Cherryl – Tommy’s First MILF
Went to pick up Tommy and head out on patrol only to find out he already had a buck-naked MILK in his bed working on getting his pants off. Cherryl…
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Gwen – A True LBFM
Well guys, we almost got rained out this week. One hell of a bad downpour hit us as Zee and I were out on patrol and hope was all but…
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Sandra – Ass from the Past
So Bruce went out on patrol by himself today and came back with a girl we’ve known for a long time. Her name is Sandra, and although she has a…
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Rosalie – Unchaste Facial Paste
I love me these dark-skinned ones. I’ll take these all day, every-day over the paler variety. It seems Tourist Bob was in a similar frame of mind when he scooped…
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Nica – Saturday Night Smoker
Sorry for the slightly late update guys……damn 3rd World internet connection issues. If it weren’t for all the young pussy I get to have, I’d leave tomorrow, lol. But as…
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Daisy – Stubborn Poony Plowing
If you’re like the rest of us Filipina-addicts around here, you could probably sit and watch a sexy Filipina girl do just about anything all day. The natural beauty and…
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Charmaine – Jack, Fack and Frost
Happy New Year fellas, I hope you’re ready for another great 12 months of LBFM pussy snatch & grab here on Trike Patrol! We get 2013 kicked off with a…
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Crystel – Every dog has his day
That’s an old saying my Great Uncle used whenever he reminisced about his pussy-chasing youth. Hey, this mongering gene runs deep in my family I guess, and my Dog Days…
