Earlier this week I was set to start my pussy hunt patrol when our usually reliable Trike driver texted saying he was ill. Well damn, doesn’t that suck. Anyone that’s familiar with this place knows it’s quite difficult to find a local you can trust around here. We’ve been using the same two Trike drivers since this whole thing started 5+ years ago now. They are as much a part of the Trike Patrol team as the stickmen (us), the cameramen and the webmasters are.
So I was positively pooped out that it looked like this day was gonna be a bust in terms of any patrolling goin’ on. But then I thought about something: Sure, this is a tough break, but what do the tough do when the going gets tough? The tough hop on a Trike their damn selves and ride off into the sunset to find new pussy for the fans! After all, like J-Reg always preached, it’s all about the fans, isn’t it? So that’s exactly what I did. Commandeered my own damn Trike and set off on a bumpy, dusty ride in hot pursuit of fleshly pleasures.
If you’ve ever been in one, you know they’re not built for comfort. In fact, they’re not really built for anything practical other than cheaply ferrying passengers short distances. They’re not really fast, just small little Chinese motors, not well-built or maintained. Basically, a rolling hunk-of-junk scrap metal on three wheels. Still, I’m sure anyone new to the Philippines finds them strangely interesting like I did so many years ago. That might sum up the country a whole too I think: Strangely Interesting, no?
I don’t think J-Reg ever envisioned something so clunky and awkward would become so popular on the internet years later. Yes, I know, the real focus in on all the lovely girls we bring you, but let’s be honest, the whole “Trike” theme really adds another element to it. There’s plenty of sites out there featuring real Filipinas, but they’re usually pretty bland and generic in how they go about it. It’s more times than not just a girl they paid in a hotel room for sex on camera. Nothing else to it. And most of them are Pinoy-on-Pinay scenes, which, I don’t know about you, does nothing for me. It’s obvious they are hired “performers” with no real story or energy.
We strive to bring you more than that. To catch a glimpse of how it truly feels to be here. The excitement of setting out on a new day’s quest for fun. Every day is an adventure here. Even for the casual visitor, there’s possibility around every turn, down every street. We’re nobody special. It takes no special skill or “game”. Anyone can do this. Anyone courageous enough to leave their over-sanitized Western World, that is. It’s about opening your mind so your ass can follow. It’s about letting loose and enjoying yourself. That is the essence of Trike Patrol.
So on my maiden self-driven Trike voyage, I later happened upon a dark-skinned lil’ cutie in a white outfit strolling down a shady, tree-lined path. She noticed me immediately as I passed by her at first and boy, did her little head turn when she saw me. I must’ve stuck out like a big, white sore thumb on that thing. A foreigner driving a Trike is not a common sight here. I have seen only maybe like one or two instances of it in the past over many years of visiting. So it was definitely a conversation-starter when I pulled up along side her.
She was a bit shy initially, but it was probably because she was young (18) and had never seen a foreigner pull up beside her on a Trike before. Yet still, I could see she was intrigued by it and asked where she as going. “Home”, she says. To which I reply, “Your home or my home?” with a smile. “Your Home”, she said, with a curious twinkle in her eyes. So she hops in the side-car for my ride back to the room and I got some good shots of the wind blowing through her hair while she was probably wondering what the hell she was doing. Man, she had a nice little body on her. Love that deep dark skin against the white colored clothes.
So we’re in the hotel and I quickly see she knows what’s up. They start young here, remember. Eighteen going on thirty-six and all. Things start off by Trixie letting her racy, red t-back panty ride up past her shorts and it’s teasing the hell out of me looking so delicious. Who wears stuff like that? In what kind of place? Only in a whimsical, pussy-filled wonderland, where the streets are filled with 18 to 22 year olds just waiting for horny foreign guys to approach them would girls wear something like that when they leave the house in the morning. That place is here Gentleman. Enjoy my ride with Trixie….