Next Week’s Patrol
Most Recent Patrols
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Akira – Yamashitas Lost Treasure (found)
18 May 2012 4:42 PM | No Comments
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Irish – Gurgling Goo Goblet
11 May 2012 9:59 PM | No Comments
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Kiana – Super Slim Slam
04 May 2012 6:01 PM | No Comments
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Leeann – Cyber Speed-dating
27 April 2012 8:54 PM | No Comments
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Angel – Freaks Come out at Night
20 April 2012 4:00 PM | No Comments
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Aiza – Pal Pimped Puki
13 April 2012 12:00 PM | No Comments
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Crystel – Every dog has his day
06 April 2012 8:32 PM | No Comments
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Jeremay & Mayka – Swimmin’ in Wemmin
30 March 2012 10:08 PM | No Comments
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Arlene – Scooter Cooter Looter
23 March 2012 11:00 AM | No Comments
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LBFM of the Day
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Akira – Yamashitas Lost Treasure (found)
All you wannabe Indiana Jones bozo’s digging and snorkeling around the Philippine Islands here can finally stop. This week, Trike Patrol has discovered and plowed over that supposedly lost treasure…
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Irish – Gurgling Goo Goblet
It was 9 o’clock at night and all was quiet on this dark little Filipino side street. All except the voices in my devious pussy-fiend of a head that is….
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Kiana – Super Slim Slam
Following the trend from last week, I spent more time online this week chatting up potential conquests. Only this week, I spent less time on the Cyber-sex webcam sites and…
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Leeann – Cyber Speed-dating
In case you didn’t already know, there’s an all-out war going on 24/7 across the internet. It’s a war that pits lonely, sex-starved Western men against each other, in efforts…
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Angel – Freaks Come out at Night
I’d spent the afternoon barhopping on Periphery Road with another tourist friend who had just arrived in town. During our daytime barhop, I matter-of-factly blew a load in some girls…
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Aiza – Pal Pimped Puki
I told you last week it was a small town, didn’t I? This week’s episode shows you that once again. So I’m setting out to patrol on an overcast afternoon…
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Crystel – Every dog has his day
That’s an old saying my Great Uncle used whenever he reminisced about his pussy-chasing youth. Hey, this mongering gene runs deep in my family I guess, and my Dog Days…
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Jeremay & Mayka – Swimmin’ in Wemmin
Sometimes, when I tell my friends back home about this place, I use excited, exaggerated metaphors like, “if you come here, you’ll be neck-deep in pussy man!” While it is…
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Arlene – Scooter Cooter Looter
Why some days here, you find yourself going down the strangest of paths before long. Expect the unexpected is a good motto. Even just enjoying an iced-tea in a little…
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Ciara – Re-fucked for Effect
Every once in a while, we cum, er…come, upon a Filipina babe who members of the site just rave about continually. Through the comments in the member’s area and emails…
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Shakira – Tits Don’t Lie
Finally, a day without some rain. I was hanging out in my hotel room chatting with some girls, and planning to go barhopping later, when I felt the need for…
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Ellah – Other Bloke’s Pussy Poke (anus too!)
Another sudden evening downpour this month caused me to head for cover outside a small convenience store with the hopes that it would die down a bit. I grabbed a…
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Mylene – Mall Mommy Mash-Up
If you’re only interested in seeing “pretty” young Asian girls than this probably isn’t the best site for you. There are plenty of other two-dollar Filipina sites out there with…
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Ashley – Stand-by Strumpet Hump
There are so many little nuances about the mongering game here in this town. One of them is how you just never know quite know the status of any girl…
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Mhine – Double Over/Short Time – Part 2
When you left your Pinay-pussy-gettin’ hero last week, I was just entering the pretty mouth of the more voluptuous Mhine after having fucked her slimmer bargirl colleague Alona moments earlier….
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Alona – Double Over/Short Time – Part 1
Ok, so I know this is “trike” patrol, which means 3 wheels, but tonight I was out on a motorbike I rented earlier this week to cruise around by myself….
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Ladyhoney – Three Hole Whack-a-Mole
More rain again this week. It’s been raining so regularly lately that my mood has been affected. I think I’ve been slightly depressed with it all so what better way…
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Josey – Pulsating Pussy Puddle
You know how sometimes you can “smell” the rain in the air before it comes? In this infamous little town here, it’s like that with pussy too. There’s just an…