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(May 17, 2013) There’s nothing quite like feeling that swarmy swarth of 3rd-world humanity surrounding you in these stinky, noisy urban centers of the Philippines. People and chickens alike, just sitting around clucking,... -
(May 10, 2013) Ah, the beach. There’s nothing better than walking along the water, sand beneath your feet, wind in your hair, waves lapping up against the shore. Well, almost nothing. A warm,... -
(April 27, 2013) Looky looky who’s back! Why, it’s none other than Asian pussy monger extraordinaire, Johnny Tron! When we told him some of you over here at Trike Patrol were asking about... -
(April 19, 2013) Recently, we’ve had a number of emails from members and expired members who’s critiques of our site here all had one thing in common. The shared sentiment has been in... -
(April 12, 2013) Some places in town here are still ol’ reliables when it comes to picking up an easy piece of ass. The Station is one of those spots. Might not be... -
(April 05, 2013) The hotels in this town see a whirlwind of pussy coming in and out of them at all hours of the day. Seriously, just sit in a hotel lobby here...
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LBFM of the Day
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Mercy – Sublime Splooge Mitten
There’s nothing quite like feeling that swarmy swarth of 3rd-world humanity surrounding you in these stinky, noisy urban centers of the Philippines. People and chickens alike, just sitting around clucking,…
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Karen – Bay Breeze Beach Sleaze
Ah, the beach. There’s nothing better than walking along the water, sand beneath your feet, wind in your hair, waves lapping up against the shore. Well, almost nothing. A warm,…
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Princess – Welcome Back Ball-Drainer
Looky looky who’s back! Why, it’s none other than Asian pussy monger extraordinaire, Johnny Tron! When we told him some of you over here at Trike Patrol were asking about…
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Rorie – Sudsy Soap ‘n Grope
Recently, we’ve had a number of emails from members and expired members who’s critiques of our site here all had one thing in common. The shared sentiment has been in…
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Mishelle – LBFM Station Relations
Some places in town here are still ol’ reliables when it comes to picking up an easy piece of ass. The Station is one of those spots. Might not be…
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Ashley – Tight Tawny Tuckus Ruckus
The hotels in this town see a whirlwind of pussy coming in and out of them at all hours of the day. Seriously, just sit in a hotel lobby here…
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Joy – Low-hanging Fruit
Been awhile since we’ve had some big ol’ Filipina titties on here, hasn’t it? Thankfully, Jonas has us sorted with this week’s addition of Joy and her healthy full-sized susu’s….
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Rosalie – Unchaste Facial Paste
I love me these dark-skinned ones. I’ll take these all day, every-day over the paler variety. It seems Tourist Bob was in a similar frame of mind when he scooped…
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Maicy – Bearded Clamburger Slam
When a serious Filipina monger has put in extensive miles—-through air, ground and vagina—-perfecting his cunt-crushing craft, there’s really only one logical next step in his perverse progression: To start…
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Shakira – Repeat (Sexual) Offender
This week’s Patrol passenger should look familiar to you right away. I mean, who could mistake those tits, er, that face, for anothers? Why, it’s none other than Shakira, from…
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Trisha – Bleary-eyed and Bushless Tail
It’s Friday again and that means one thing for lover’s of fresh Filipina fuck videos: A new episode on TrikePatrol.com. This week our long-staying friend Jonas imparts us with another…
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Kimberly – Barangay Box Check
Hello guys, this is Tourist Bob and I thought I’d try my hand at submitting my own write-up along with my latest Trike Patrol video. I had been chatting with…
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Mich – LBFM Grab ‘n Bag
Ah yes, the Malls of the Philippines. They are like little encapsulated ecosystems of Filipina pussies just waiting to be plucked and plowed. One wonders how these consumerist monstrosities number…
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Nica – Saturday Night Smoker
Sorry for the slightly late update guys……damn 3rd World internet connection issues. If it weren’t for all the young pussy I get to have, I’d leave tomorrow, lol. But as…
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Merilyn – Teenage Tourist Attraction
“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.” ― Confucius Work? What’s that? In case you haven’t noticed, we here at…
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Francine – Happy-time Half Hour
Ahh, another Sunny afternoon in paradise. Slept in late today and just pissed around online after brunch at the hotel. So by the time I finally got showered and out…
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Jennelyn – Spinner Training Day
Encouraged by seeing his “work” appear on the World’s most famous Filipina site a few weeks ago with his Charmaine video, Tourist Bob wanted to have another go at filming…
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Daisy – Stubborn Poony Plowing
If you’re like the rest of us Filipina-addicts around here, you could probably sit and watch a sexy Filipina girl do just about anything all day. The natural beauty and…
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Charmaine – Jack, Fack and Frost
Happy New Year fellas, I hope you’re ready for another great 12 months of LBFM pussy snatch & grab here on Trike Patrol! We get 2013 kicked off with a…
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Shakira – Wherever, Whoever
This week’s end-of-year episode delivered by Jonas is a perfect summarization of the type of day any one of us can easily have in the Philippines while there on holiday….
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Cindy – Nuttin’ For Christmas
Cindy’s gettin’ a nuttin’ for Christmas Her Nanay and Tatay are mad Cindy’s gettin’ a nuttin’ for Christmas ‘Cause she ain’t been nuttin’ but bad She stroked lotsa cock and…
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Cloe – An Awful Good Girl
For us men, I think there’s something existential about watching a tan-skinned girl in a bikini frolic and play in the water, isn’t there? Cue the start of this week’s…
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Precious – Horny Half-white Fucking Machine
HHWFM? powered by Vegemite? Could it catch on? Maybe so after this week’s episode… If this girl looks familiar to you that’s because she should. She was the pigeon-toed, fair-skinned…
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Mitch – A Bird in Hand is Worth Two in the Puss
Old sayings have a funny way of always ringing true, don’t they? They’ve stood the test of time and have been proven again and again. I’m not quite sure if…
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Rhian – Top-notch Young Crotch
On this dark damp evening in Smutsville, Philippines, our resident patrolman Jonas set out on a lil’ moonlit LBFM hunt after a short rainstorm. Before even making it to the…
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Trixie – Creep Jeep and Jam
I always love my trips into the big city. The big buildings, the honking jeepneys and buses, the smell of street food mixed with traffic fumes in the air, and…
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Shantal – Fast Food Feed ‘n Fuck
After getting out of my trike from the hotel, I met a pair of cute LBFM’s an that jeepney park area across from the strip. Looking like they had nowhere…
