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(May 23, 2013) One of the nice things about being a professional monger is you are able to make your own schedule for the most part. No rat-race 9-5 type of shit here,... -
(May 17, 2013) There’s nothing quite like feeling that swarmy swarth of 3rd-world humanity surrounding you in these stinky, noisy urban centers of the Philippines. People and chickens alike, just sitting around clucking,... -
(May 10, 2013) Ah, the beach. There’s nothing better than walking along the water, sand beneath your feet, wind in your hair, waves lapping up against the shore. Well, almost nothing. A warm,... -
(April 27, 2013) Looky looky who’s back! Why, it’s none other than Asian pussy monger extraordinaire, Johnny Tron! When we told him some of you over here at Trike Patrol were asking about... -
(April 19, 2013) Recently, we’ve had a number of emails from members and expired members who’s critiques of our site here all had one thing in common. The shared sentiment has been in... -
(April 12, 2013) Some places in town here are still ol’ reliables when it comes to picking up an easy piece of ass. The Station is one of those spots. Might not be...
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