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Akira – Yamashitas Lost Treasure (found)
All you wannabe Indiana Jones bozo’s digging and snorkeling around the Philippine Islands here can finally stop. This week, Trike Patrol has discovered and plowed over that supposedly lost treasure…
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Irish – Gurgling Goo Goblet
It was 9 o’clock at night and all was quiet on this dark little Filipino side street. All except the voices in my devious pussy-fiend of a head that is….
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Kiana – Super Slim Slam
Following the trend from last week, I spent more time online this week chatting up potential conquests. Only this week, I spent less time on the Cyber-sex webcam sites and…
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Leeann – Cyber Speed-dating
In case you didn’t already know, there’s an all-out war going on 24/7 across the internet. It’s a war that pits lonely, sex-starved Western men against each other, in efforts…
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Angel – Freaks Come out at Night
I’d spent the afternoon barhopping on Periphery Road with another tourist friend who had just arrived in town. During our daytime barhop, I matter-of-factly blew a load in some girls…
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Aiza – Pal Pimped Puki
I told you last week it was a small town, didn’t I? This week’s episode shows you that once again. So I’m setting out to patrol on an overcast afternoon…
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Crystel – Every dog has his day
That’s an old saying my Great Uncle used whenever he reminisced about his pussy-chasing youth. Hey, this mongering gene runs deep in my family I guess, and my Dog Days…
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Jeremay & Mayka – Swimmin’ in Wemmin
Sometimes, when I tell my friends back home about this place, I use excited, exaggerated metaphors like, “if you come here, you’ll be neck-deep in pussy man!” While it is…
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Arlene – Scooter Cooter Looter
Why some days here, you find yourself going down the strangest of paths before long. Expect the unexpected is a good motto. Even just enjoying an iced-tea in a little…
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Ciara – Re-fucked for Effect
Every once in a while, we cum, er…come, upon a Filipina babe who members of the site just rave about continually. Through the comments in the member’s area and emails…
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Shakira – Tits Don’t Lie
Finally, a day without some rain. I was hanging out in my hotel room chatting with some girls, and planning to go barhopping later, when I felt the need for…
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Ellah – Other Bloke’s Pussy Poke (anus too!)
Another sudden evening downpour this month caused me to head for cover outside a small convenience store with the hopes that it would die down a bit. I grabbed a…
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Mylene – Mall Mommy Mash-Up
If you’re only interested in seeing “pretty” young Asian girls than this probably isn’t the best site for you. There are plenty of other two-dollar Filipina sites out there with…
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Ashley – Stand-by Strumpet Hump
There are so many little nuances about the mongering game here in this town. One of them is how you just never know quite know the status of any girl…
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Mhine – Double Over/Short Time – Part 2
When you left your Pinay-pussy-gettin’ hero last week, I was just entering the pretty mouth of the more voluptuous Mhine after having fucked her slimmer bargirl colleague Alona moments earlier….
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Alona – Double Over/Short Time – Part 1
Ok, so I know this is “trike” patrol, which means 3 wheels, but tonight I was out on a motorbike I rented earlier this week to cruise around by myself….
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Ladyhoney – Three Hole Whack-a-Mole
More rain again this week. It’s been raining so regularly lately that my mood has been affected. I think I’ve been slightly depressed with it all so what better way…
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Josey – Pulsating Pussy Puddle
You know how sometimes you can “smell” the rain in the air before it comes? In this infamous little town here, it’s like that with pussy too. There’s just an…
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Jane – Marvelous Maiden Mating
Following in line with last week’s trend, this week’s episode features another girl I first met online; only this time, I met her through one of the Filipina dating sites,…
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Charice – 3-Holer Referral Program
Modern technology is forever changing the way we go about doing things in our daily lives. Those changes even include the way whoremongers like me go about roping in a…
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Altea – Wired Tight Sprite
Walking through the bustling main strip at night here is always a heart-pounding adventure and a treat for all five of a man’s senses. You’ve got the noisy honking trikes,…
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Aiko – Brown Christmas
Happy Holidays guys. This week’s babe was a fun one. Meet 25 year old Japanese-looking “Aiko”. She sports a great, easy going and sexy personality. Met her in a Mexican…
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Lynn – No Rest for the Weary
As I will often do after my first meal of the day, I went for a little stroll through some of the residential backstreets behind The Station where I had…
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Danica – Nighttime Elfin Naughtiness
Let’s face it: There are some times you just need to bust a quick nut. The times when you’re feeling “pent up” and edgy. The times when you aren’t in…
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Anne & Ivy – Double Date Fornicate
After many months here of continual hunting, there are some nights I just feel like throwing all chance out the window. Sure, I know here on Trike Patrol we pride…
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Khate – Big Pink Slit
If last week’s girl Marie was your typical small Pinay spinner type, this week’s chick has a body that is anything but. On a wet evening earlier this week I…
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Marie – Lilliputian Sex Solution
The sexual vivaciousness our favorite brand of Asian women display here every week probably seems even more far-fetched than the diminutive natives Swift wrote about in his famous novel. However,…
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Mitch – Chambermaid Anal Raid
To even the average tourist, nearly everything walking around here with a pussy is a possible quick & easy sexual encounter. You can almost smell it in the air when…
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Shane – Butterfly Cream-pie
Just around the corner from my hotel is an area where Jeepneys stop frequently to pick-up and drop-off passengers coming out to the main strip from the side streets. I…
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Ladylyne – A Late Nights Tail
Last week’s Patrol happened quite earlier in the day than usual. This week was the exact opposite. On my way home from a night of barhopping with a few friends…
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Ciara – Early Cock Riser
You know what they say: “The cock does crow to let us know, If we be wise ‘tis time to rise.” Perhaps this was a metaphor to describe how my…
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Chezka – Anal Plumper Pumper
On Trike Patrol, you see types of girls you won’t find on “ordinary porn” sites. Why? Because we pride ourselves in NOT being an ordinary porn site. These are raw,…
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Irish – Stroke of the Spinner
On some Trike Patrols, the longest road out is the shortest road home. Today was one of those days, as I set off on a lengthy health-walk for an hour…
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Lyn – Cunning Fairy Runt Hunt
After dropping off my weekly load of laundry to get done and hitting the money changer for some pesos, I forwent hopping right into a trike and decided to stroll…
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Sissi – Teenage Mid-day Party Crasher
Earlier this week I was feeling a bit tense in the afternoon so I hopped on my motorbike and headed down Periphery Road to go get a rub down at…
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Venice – Maybe Means Yes
I took my mid-morning walk to the mall as I regularly do to get some exercise, watch the babes and sip some coffee. As I sat there, I noticed this…
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Nica – Candy Striper
While a Trike is the preferred method of patrol around here, I sometimes find myself getting the “urge” while aboard my personal motorbike of the 2-wheeled variety. It’s really a…
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Che (with Charm) – Claim Staking
“Shy MILF Pussy…..the final frontier…. These are the voyages of the infamous Trike Patrol…… It’s continuing mission: To explore strange new pussies…. To seek out new blow jobs, new fornications……
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Yen – Cock-loving Cougar
Ok, here’s the next one in that group of 4 from the poll. While Yen here only garnered a paltry 24% of the vote, I was still working on convincing…
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Chea – Runner-up Romp
Here’s another update resulting from a poll we ran in the members section again. Back a few weeks ago, I had lunch with Charm (Hip Hop Flop episode), her sister…
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Joanna & Joy – Caregivers In Training
As our members already know, we’ve had some polls asking which recent girls you would like to see return for an encore here on the site. Well, in one of…
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Trixie – Trike Snatch & Grab
Earlier this week I was set to start my pussy hunt patrol when our usually reliable Trike driver texted saying he was ill. Well damn, doesn’t that suck. Anyone that’s…
