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Zulaica – Nighttime Knocker Nabbing
One of the nice things about being a professional monger is you are able to make your own schedule for the most part. No rat-race 9-5 type of shit here,…
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Mercy – Sublime Splooge Mitten
There’s nothing quite like feeling that swarmy swarth of 3rd-world humanity surrounding you in these stinky, noisy urban centers of the Philippines. People and chickens alike, just sitting around clucking,…
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Karen – Bay Breeze Beach Sleaze
Ah, the beach. There’s nothing better than walking along the water, sand beneath your feet, wind in your hair, waves lapping up against the shore. Well, almost nothing. A warm,…
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Princess – Welcome Back Ball-Drainer
Looky looky who’s back! Why, it’s none other than Asian pussy monger extraordinaire, Johnny Tron! When we told him some of you over here at Trike Patrol were asking about…
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Rorie – Sudsy Soap ‘n Grope
Recently, we’ve had a number of emails from members and expired members who’s critiques of our site here all had one thing in common. The shared sentiment has been in…
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Mishelle – LBFM Station Relations
Some places in town here are still ol’ reliables when it comes to picking up an easy piece of ass. The Station is one of those spots. Might not be…
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Ashley – Tight Tawny Tuckus Ruckus
The hotels in this town see a whirlwind of pussy coming in and out of them at all hours of the day. Seriously, just sit in a hotel lobby here…
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Joy – Low-hanging Fruit
Been awhile since we’ve had some big ol’ Filipina titties on here, hasn’t it? Thankfully, Jonas has us sorted with this week’s addition of Joy and her healthy full-sized susu’s….
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Rosalie – Unchaste Facial Paste
I love me these dark-skinned ones. I’ll take these all day, every-day over the paler variety. It seems Tourist Bob was in a similar frame of mind when he scooped…
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Maicy – Bearded Clamburger Slam
When a serious Filipina monger has put in extensive miles—-through air, ground and vagina—-perfecting his cunt-crushing craft, there’s really only one logical next step in his perverse progression: To start…
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Shakira – Repeat (Sexual) Offender
This week’s Patrol passenger should look familiar to you right away. I mean, who could mistake those tits, er, that face, for anothers? Why, it’s none other than Shakira, from…
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Trisha – Bleary-eyed and Bushless Tail
It’s Friday again and that means one thing for lover’s of fresh Filipina fuck videos: A new episode on TrikePatrol.com. This week our long-staying friend Jonas imparts us with another…
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Kimberly – Barangay Box Check
Hello guys, this is Tourist Bob and I thought I’d try my hand at submitting my own write-up along with my latest Trike Patrol video. I had been chatting with…
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Mich – LBFM Grab ‘n Bag
Ah yes, the Malls of the Philippines. They are like little encapsulated ecosystems of Filipina pussies just waiting to be plucked and plowed. One wonders how these consumerist monstrosities number…
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Nica – Saturday Night Smoker
Sorry for the slightly late update guys……damn 3rd World internet connection issues. If it weren’t for all the young pussy I get to have, I’d leave tomorrow, lol. But as…
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Merilyn – Teenage Tourist Attraction
“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.” ― Confucius Work? What’s that? In case you haven’t noticed, we here at…
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Francine – Happy-time Half Hour
Ahh, another Sunny afternoon in paradise. Slept in late today and just pissed around online after brunch at the hotel. So by the time I finally got showered and out…
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Jennelyn – Spinner Training Day
Encouraged by seeing his “work” appear on the World’s most famous Filipina site a few weeks ago with his Charmaine video, Tourist Bob wanted to have another go at filming…
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Daisy – Stubborn Poony Plowing
If you’re like the rest of us Filipina-addicts around here, you could probably sit and watch a sexy Filipina girl do just about anything all day. The natural beauty and…
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Charmaine – Jack, Fack and Frost
Happy New Year fellas, I hope you’re ready for another great 12 months of LBFM pussy snatch & grab here on Trike Patrol! We get 2013 kicked off with a…
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Shakira – Wherever, Whoever
This week’s end-of-year episode delivered by Jonas is a perfect summarization of the type of day any one of us can easily have in the Philippines while there on holiday….
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Cindy – Nuttin’ For Christmas
Cindy’s gettin’ a nuttin’ for Christmas Her Nanay and Tatay are mad Cindy’s gettin’ a nuttin’ for Christmas ‘Cause she ain’t been nuttin’ but bad She stroked lotsa cock and…
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Cloe – An Awful Good Girl
For us men, I think there’s something existential about watching a tan-skinned girl in a bikini frolic and play in the water, isn’t there? Cue the start of this week’s…
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Precious – Horny Half-white Fucking Machine
HHWFM? powered by Vegemite? Could it catch on? Maybe so after this week’s episode… If this girl looks familiar to you that’s because she should. She was the pigeon-toed, fair-skinned…
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Mitch – A Bird in Hand is Worth Two in the Puss
Old sayings have a funny way of always ringing true, don’t they? They’ve stood the test of time and have been proven again and again. I’m not quite sure if…
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Rhian – Top-notch Young Crotch
On this dark damp evening in Smutsville, Philippines, our resident patrolman Jonas set out on a lil’ moonlit LBFM hunt after a short rainstorm. Before even making it to the…
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Trixie – Creep Jeep and Jam
I always love my trips into the big city. The big buildings, the honking jeepneys and buses, the smell of street food mixed with traffic fumes in the air, and…
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Shantal – Fast Food Feed ‘n Fuck
After getting out of my trike from the hotel, I met a pair of cute LBFM’s an that jeepney park area across from the strip. Looking like they had nowhere…
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Lyna – A MILF’s Tail
There was once a Filipina MILF named Lyna, who had a lonely and unused Vagina. Feeling her best days behind ‘er, She wanted a young cock to slime ‘er. But…
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Jacki – Penis Gobblin’ Cock Gremlin (w/ anal)
So I’m taking a break from the dusty shithole town up North for awhile this week, much like Mr. X. did last week, when I noticed this dark-skinned lil’ spinner…
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Naomi – Karaoke Puki Pokey
Hi guys, Mr. X back here again with a new Trike Patrol for you. You might remember me from such past patrol’s as “Roseanne the Manila Killah” and “Diana the…
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Yumi – Spinner Slit Sliming
Another recent vacation Patrol video submitted from Jonas here this week. His vid starts rolling with a cute petite-framed LBFM in green playing billiards with him. Then it picks back…
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Princess & Trixie – Dick Devouring Duet
Ahh, the roar of trike engines, the smell of greasy street food and the sound of badly sung karaoke; all unmistakeable signs that you’re in a Philippines red light district….
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Missy – Racktacular Ravaging
On this week’s featured LBFM, Missy, there’s two exquisite bodily features which should immediately draw your attention. Do I even have to point them out? This 24 yr old’s (yes,…
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Maxine – 2-Ball in the Corner Pocket
Our resident tourist-turned-patrolman Jonas is back again this week with another LBFM video submission. In this episode, he snares a raunchy little spinner named Maxine from a seedy local pool…
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Sheree – Ahhh, the Blue Dress
There’s just something about a dark-haired beauty in a tight blue dress that can drive a man wild, isn’t there? Why, it’s enough to make even leaders of powerful countries…
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Chealsy – Pretty Little Liar
Now, now, I know some of us don’t like seeing Pinoy dudes banging “our” Filipinas on here, but let’s face it, it happens. TP has always been about bringing the…
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Maricel – Tourist Trapped Pussy
This week we are very happy to welcome back Trike-Patrol-fan-turned-participant, Jonas! You may remember him from such fine works as “Betyna – Super Soaker” and “Abbey – Jonas’ First Patrol”….
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Fhae – You can’t teach 18
When you’re part of a notorious band of internet whoremongers in the Philippines, you quickly learn that the shadows are your friend. Amongst the shadows, you can lurk and creep…
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Ann – Caucasian Persuasion
Despite wanting to try and film earlier in the daylight hours for optimal light conditions, the Trike Patrol camera is always at the ready should an opportunity arise. While observing…
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Arcel – The White Wiener Rises
On the morning of this episode’s Patrol, I arose early and was looking through past episodes just thinking about how I go about things. I’ve come to the conclusion that…
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Sophia – Cheery Chubbster Chop-Up
This Friday’s episode features another young babe with a bubbly personality and bubbly ass to match. Her name is Sophia and we found her how we find most of our…
