In the final days leading up to “Pasko” in the Philippines, or Christmas, as the rest of us know it, the influx of coming out of the woodwork to gain some extra holiday “consideration” reaches a fever pitch. Our Filipina philandering friend KB knows this better than anyone. He told me there were so many girls texting him in the past week or so that he had to change sim cards to thin the herd. One girl in particular, a 28 year old mature Asian mom named Mikaela, surprisingly was among the group. You see, through his circle of friends he had known her from the past but never was quite able to close the deal with her. Therefore, he all but forgot about her.Read more
But the holidays has a funny way of brightening people’s spirits and loosening their inhibitions. Getting loose was exactly what Mikaela did after a short trike ride to a sleazy short time motel with The King. This was one of those super cheesy places with fake gold everything, mirrors all over and porn looping on the TV. I’ve ever heard some of these places play old Trike Patrol episodes that used to be bootlegged in Quiapo. Fuckers, we want a cut from that!
Anyway, KB lets Mikaela tell us a little about her backstory, where she came from, how she got here, and what her hopes and dreams are. Once she starts shedding some clothes, you’ll see this bird is still in decent shape for someone who is a mature Asian mom already. She spreads her nicely Shaved Filipina Pussy for us while King zooms in close. Now, despite her hole being obviously well used inwards and out, it wasn’t bad enough for UNICEF to declare it a natural disaster area just yet. That said, any and all “relief aid” for this Pinay mother’s poor puki would be warmly welcomed.
Being the kind and generous one especially around the holidays, KB found his inner Scrooge. He provided just the relief her warm & inviting poon-nanny was looking for. That relief came in the form of some tongue in the pussy and a thick white log of cock. It was comforting to her nonetheless….I think. No dirty deed goes unrewarded and Mikaela returned the favor in kind. That included copious amounts of sucking and fucking. It is the holiday’s after all, and giving is what is most important.
Just like on the First Christmas, the best & final gift came from The King. After plowing this mature Asian mom cooch for the better part of an hour, KB withdrew his proud stallion and doused Mikaela’s stomach and torso in a deluge of cum. For a guy who get’s as much action as he does, the King sure can pack a wallop with his loads!
Our longtime partner in puki, KB, has been knocking ’em dead lately. He scores another fantastic piece of skinny Filipina teen tail for us this week. Meet Seina, just 19 years young and as sweet as you like. He picks this adorable Filipina teen up off a busy inter-city street in his customized boom-boxed trike. No Filipina can resist the allure of a ride with a handsome white guy in a tricycle with sounds. Seina hops aboard quickly and they are off to one of the many short-time motels in the area.Read more
The Skinny Filipina Teen Action:
Once there, they are joined by Nikka and a friend, where they do some Filipina girl yik-yak while watching porn, drinking and eating snacks. Before long, it’s time for Seina to have the main course, which comes in the form of caucasian encased tube sausage. The cutie sucks with all her mini-might, while KB feasts on her delectable skinny Filipina teen pussy in the 69 position. If you like ’em clean and shaven, Seina’s your girl. After a good amount of oral priming, The King then goes on to penetrate her beautiful young snapper with his well-sucked schlong.
He bangs the shit out of her just like he said he would, and we get all kinds of additional viewing angles from the motel rooms multitude of mirrors. This skinny Filipina teen is a ball-drainer for sure, and the sheer length of fucking that goes on leads to an enourmous ejactulation sprayed all over Seina’s gasping face in an amazing Filipina Facial; just like I’m sure it’ll lead to one all over your keyboard if you’re not careful!
Now, we’ve had a lot of wild and crazy XXX Pinay freaks on here over the years but I don’t think anyone has been as insane as this Manila whore is. I recall one patrol, where we snared a freak named Renz, but I don’t even she was as nutty as the girl you’re about to watch. Mr. X catches this one at one of the most infamous freelancer joints in all of Asia much less the PI. Situated by the Bay, this 24-hour cafe boasts several bars inside, and an upstairs that is overflowing with willing Filipina Babes ready to be had on any given night. When you enter, you feel like meat on a stick walking through a hungry roomful of hyenas. To paraphrase from a famous 80’s movie, “It’s like walking through a monkey whore-house with a bunch of bananas!”Read more
The XXX Pinay:
To be honest, we usually don’t like using words like “slut” or “whore” to describe our girls here, but sometimes, you have to let them speak for themselves. In this girl’s case, who also goes by Paula, she identifies herself leaving no room for mistake: “I’m a whore. I’m a slut. My mother was a whore. She passed it down to me.” Sometimes these XXX Pinay narratives just write themselves. Even if she didn’t declare her place in the world, which is actually refreshing in the PI where so many pretend they are innocent, she had all the markings of such and left no doubt. The crazy eyes, the filthy mouth, the trashy tats and the over-exaggerated sexual mannerisms. This was not a gal you’d be bringing home to mom anytime soon; or even to breakfast at Filling Station for that matter, haha.
Paula was just your stereotypical Manila XXX Pinay hit-piece. One that you just fuck your heart’s enjoyment out of, and then send on her dippy way. That is exactly what Mr. X did, but not first without spills, chills, and barrel-fulls of hilarity and semen. This one’s an instant classic!
It’s that time of year again, and anyone who knows Filipinas and LBFM porn like we do knows that means all sorts of added “cheer”. Heck, they start talking about Christmas in September around here; you’ll hear the music on TV and in malls that early. Along with elevated holiday spirit, the season brings an added level of, shall we say, “hunger” amongst the indigenous ladies. So what you end up with are all kinds of texts, fb messages and pm’s asking to meet up and help make your spirit a little brighter. Girls you haven’t heard from in months will suddenly pop back up on your monger radar, and you’re head will be spinning with whom to meet and when.Read more
Mr. X has been feeling much of this seasonal increase in sleazy propositions so like the rest of us, he had to make choices. There were a few far away in their provinces, but for the sake of convenience, he lined up a quick reunion with Carla, who was captured on a Filipina Porn patrol of his a few months ago. Hey, when it comes to bustin’ a nut, you don’t have time to wait for a girl to fly or sail up from Mindanao or Leyte. The cock wants what it wants, and it wants it quickly.
The LBFM Porn:
So being a Manila girl, Carla was quick to show up at X’s bayside hotel, and the cheer-filled rendezvous was under way. For a 23 year old with a kid or two, this young raunchy Filipina MILF still boasts quite a nice all-around package. And let’s face it, half the fun of getting presents is opening up the wrapping, isn’t it? Mr. X guides us through all the prerequisite foreplay leading up to a leg-cramping suck & fuck session for our jolly ol’ monger pal. Carla was nice ‘n naughty from start to finish, accommodating Mr. X from one LBFM porn position to the next.
Upon climax, he withdrew his deer antler to festively decorate her pubic region with a white-frosted icing that might have won a holiday episode of CakeWars. Now that would be must-see-TV!