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Young mother of 2 from Manila prefers her cum on the outside now. “I love sex but no more baby please.”

Young mother of 2 from Manila prefers her cum on the outside now. “I love sex but no more baby please.”

It’s that time of year again, and anyone who knows Filipinas like we do knows that means all sorts of added “cheer”. Heck, they start talking about Christmas in September around here; you’ll hear the music on TV and in malls that early. Along with elevated holiday spirit, the season brings an added level of, shall we say, “hunger” amongst the indigenous ladies. So what you end up with are all kinds of texts, fb messages and pm’s asking to meet up and help make your spirit a little brighter. Girls you haven’t heard from in months will suddenly pop back up on your monger radar, and you’re head will be spinning with whom to meet and when. Mr. X has been feeling much of this seasonal increase in sleazy propositions so like the rest of us, he had to make choices. There were a few far away in their provinces, but for the sake of convenience, he lined up a quick reunion with Carla, who was captured on a patrol of his a few months ago. Hey, when it comes to bustin’ a nut, you don’t have time to wait for a girl to fly or sail up from Mindanao or Leyte...Read More

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Real-life Filipina lesbian, 25, reluctantly admits to enjoying male relations on occasion; later does so in vivid hotel recording by tourist

Real-life Filipina lesbian, 25, reluctantly admits to enjoying male relations on occasion; later does so in vivid hotel recording by tourist

If one thing’s for certain, it’s that we take all cummers here. In the spirit of recent current events, Mr. X brings us a true-blue Filipina lesbian pussylover named Alexis this week. Met at a popular eatery hangout place in the City, this still-firm-bodied 25 year old makes no qualms about her love for snatch over cock. She matter-of-factly describes how much she enjoys pussy so, but does admit she likes the odd penis once in a while to mix things up. Well it turns out it was Mr. X’s lucky day, because this genuine clit-licker had the urge to get stuffed with a tubesteak and had no problems keeping the camera rolling to capture it all. A fairly nice body with great medium tits in particular was unveiled and then some pole-smoking ensued. For a Pinay that normally only dines at the Y, this dyke wasn’t half-bad at cock-sucking either. But the real interesting part was how much she enjoyed getting her pussy plowed with man-meat, despite her favored sexual inclinations...Read More

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Sprightly LBFM channels her inner-Linda Lovelace; filmed hoovering white tourist’s penis deeply

Sprightly LBFM channels her inner-Linda Lovelace; filmed hoovering white tourist’s penis deeply

The first thing I think when I see this babe’s video title is, how the hell have we not had a “Candy” on Trike Patrol before? In nearly 9 years of snookering strange slant off the streets of the PI, we’ve never cum upon a “Candy”? I mean, seriously, that’s like the classic stereotypical ‘hooker’ name, isn’t it? Anyway, here she finally is, and boy was it worth the wait! Landing back again where it’s always “more fun”, Mr. X shows us his arrival into the Islands, before meeting up with a dating site contact named Candy. She tells him to wait up til she gets off work after 2am (hmmm, what kind of job is that?) and shows up at the door a while later. A slender, pretty faced babe with a soiled dove look in her eye, this 21 year old with a creaky voice from long nights is probably already about 40 in pussy years. But sometimes the well-worn types are the most fun, as our friend the X-man has clearly demonstrated in the past...Read More

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ALL SMILES! This sweltry 34 yr old Manila MILF never leaves home without self-pleasure device; partakes in feverish bonk video w/ American guy

ALL SMILES! This sweltry 34 yr old Manila MILF never leaves home without self-pleasure device; partakes in feverish bonk video w/ American guy

Alright guys, it’s high time we had another Pinay MILF episode on here, we surely get enough requests for ’em. Mr. X heard about those requests and was more than happy to oblige with the return of a rather popular mature Filipina from a coupla years ago. That means she’s aged a while longer since her last fucking and for us MILF-lovers, that’s a good thing! So let’s welcome back Miss Wayana…..and her pink vibrating toy of course! Now, one of the first things you notice about the lovely Wayana is her infectious smile. It’s positively beaming. Though I suppose if we all carried around instruments of self-pleasuring ecstasy all the time, we’d be smiling more too. I don’t think she ever leaves home without it, and today was certainly no exception. The next thing you notice about her, if you’re looking in the right places, is her scrumptious, spankable MILF ass. She knows what she’s doing, just having it hang out there for us to see...Read More

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Fortuitous foreign scavenger cums upon astonishing treasure roaming Subic Beach; delightfully fresh & petite 21 yr old will take your breathe away

Fortuitous foreign scavenger cums upon astonishing treasure roaming Subic Beach; delightfully fresh & petite 21 yr old will take your breathe away

You ask for younger, fresher girls? Well, Trike Patrol giveth and Trike Patrol fucketh! This week’s stunning delivery comes via our reliable ol’ Patrolman, Jonas. He finds us an absolutely delectable young LBFM named Grace (this is like the 4th Grace on here, isn’t it?), who was just looking totally ripe and vulnerable wading ankle deep at the tropical water’s edge one afternoon. Little did she know, the greatest threat to her being ravaged that day was not anything lurking under the ocean, but rather a perverted foreigner spotting her from a distance with his trusty tourist cam. If you are a petite lover then you will shit yourself once you see this darling naked. She has the body that the word spinner was invented for. You could literally toss her up in the air and spin her around like pizza dough if you wanted. But why would you waste such a thing on clown tricks? No, you want to fuck this little doll and savor that view of your cock looking like King Kong’s dick stuffing a tiny little woman...Read More

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Pair of frisky freelancers give island tour (and MORE) to foreign man on holiday in Puerto Galera

Pair of frisky freelancers give island tour (and MORE) to foreign man on holiday in Puerto Galera

In the first part of this 2-part series featuring Shanelle and Bubbles, our friend Jonas made a weekend side-trip to the Island of Mindoro, south of Luzon, to visit the little diving resort area of Puerto Galera. Now, “PG”, as it’s commonly referred to, is really geared towards the diver crowd, and you’ll see all kinds of Aussie and Korean owned dive shops and hotels there, but it also sports a nice mix of mongering opportunities as well. A little bit of a chore to get to, you need to bus or taxi down through southern Luzon, about an hour or two south of Manila, and then catch a 1-hour ferry or bangka from there to Puerto Galera. For me, the best place to stay as a monger is Sabang Beach. When I say beach, I’m being generous, as you’ll see in the video. It’s a small, rather dirty strip of sand in front of a myriad of surprisingly charming little restaurants, shops and diving places. Sabang also has a handful of bars and discos for scoring tail at night; some employ paid entertainers, while others are more of the freelance variety...Read More

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JAW-DROPPING! Petite LBFM expertly performs an eye-watering disappearing ding-dong act; “Where does it all go?” one wonders

JAW-DROPPING! Petite LBFM expertly performs an eye-watering disappearing ding-dong act; “Where does it all go?” one wonders

What we say, this one basically writes itself. When a girl was such a remarkable talent, any written narrative you can add is just an afterthought. When I was just a lowly young soldier who had just gotten in some trouble back in my early military days, an older Sergeant told me: “If they ask you to shovel shit, be the best shit-shoveler there is!” Those words resonated with me, even to this day——-I like to think we have the best Filipina site in existence 😉 Basically, whatever it is you do, don’t do it just to do it. Be the best at it, or at least do it the best that you possibly can. Too many people just go “through the motions” in life. There’s far too much half-assery out there. Which brings me to our girl, Sasha here. There is nothing half-assed about the way this girls blows cock. God bless her for giving 110%. And God bless KB for bringing her to us. Too many girls out there don’t apply themselves. Sasha is not one of them...Read More

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Slender & Sultry: 27 yr old Filipina steps out on the town Saturday night; swilling San Miguel, smoking cigs & savoring a white willy

Slender & Sultry: 27 yr old Filipina steps out on the town Saturday night; swilling San Miguel, smoking cigs & savoring a white willy

Nobody said the mongering lifestyle was a healthy one. 3rd world traffic hazards, booze-filled barhops, second-hand smoke, and over-indulgence on strange pussy can lead to all sorts of problems—–but man, is it fun! Sure beats the hell out of watching reality TV back home on your sofa in the “civilized” world. Mr. X knows this more than anyone and last weekend was yet another episode in his real-life reality TV series from the streets of the Philippines. He meets up for some drinks with a hardcore type he met downtown earlier. Her name is Shandi and she’s a smoker; in more ways than one. This well-formed 27 yr old city girl is all business once they get back to X’s hotel room and that’s just the way he likes them. After some sexy teasing with panty-rubbing, Shandi forgot her cigarettes and puffed away on Mr. X’s rod instead. Not long after, he bent her over and stuffed her from behind so he could enjoy that nicely shaped ass of hers. This was a horny dick-loving gal who wasn’t too afraid to moan showing it...Read More

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Tantalizing 23 yr old Pinay scooped up outside Angeles City mall in hot-pink mini dress; later plowed on camera by sleazy European guy

Tantalizing 23 yr old Pinay scooped up outside Angeles City mall in hot-pink mini dress; later plowed on camera by sleazy European guy

We show all kinds of girls here on Trike Patrol, don’t we? Fat ones, skinny ones, light ones, dark ones, young ones, old ones. We pride ourselves on being probably the only equal opportunity puki poachers in the Philippines. For certain, we have never been accused of only going after stunners. In fact, quite the opposite. If there’s one criticism we routinely hear, it’s that we should have more hot young girls here. While we don’t totally disagree with that, we do usually mention the harsh reality of things here to those critics. This ain’t Southern California or Eastern Europe, my friends. Finding, fucking and filming a girl in the Philippines has it’s own unique complexities that are seldom found elsewhere. After all, the girl has to A) be willing to fuck a complete stranger and B) agree to be filmed doing it. A) is not so hard; it’s part B) that is more difficult. Due, large in part, to the suffocating (and dysfunctional I might add) social effects of centuries under the cloak of Roman Catholicism (thanks Spaniards), most girls here have quite rigid inhibitions to overcome; far moreso than girls in the West do about all things sexual or “pornographic”...Read More

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Pinay camgirl, 22, is also “full time single mom”. Sheds lacy white panties for crudely-mannered American then fornicates & chugs semen like porn star

Pinay camgirl, 22, is also “full time single mom”. Sheds lacy white panties for crudely-mannered American then fornicates & chugs semen like porn star

Happy Friday Trike Patrol fans. Another week means another edition from your favorite Filipina fucksite. This week, it’s King Baliw’s latest catch on offer, a single mother of one named Marie. She’s a spicy little thing as you’ll see, and KB gets every last sticky wet drop of freakiness out of her (which he is good at)! We get up close and personal views into her gorgeous looking pussy; lips spread wide apart of you. And once she’s warmed up and moist, KB is on the receiving end of one of the best blow-jobs we’ve seen in a while. This girl is a well-practiced cocksucker, no doubt. And if good hardcore fucking action is what you like (and who doesn’t), you’re gonna get plenty of here as KB rails Marie all of the room, beating up that naughty Pinay puki like it was going out of style. But what counts more than anything is the ending and they don’t call it the money shot for nothing. KB cashes in nicely with a fabulous jizz-blast into Marie’s open mouth...Read More

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Bountifully busty & wondrously wild, this Burgos Street strumpet puts on titillating display of lewd licentiousness!

Bountifully busty & wondrously wild, this Burgos Street strumpet puts on titillating display of lewd licentiousness!

If there’s one thing we’ve had a shortage of around here lately, it’s been big swinging Filipina tits. We were fully committed to putting a stop to that trend by finding some big bouncy hangers to get on here as soon as fucking possible. Thanks to those orders and Mr. X’s recent nighttime visit to one of the Capitol’s more famous mongering eatery places, we accomplished the very thing we set out to. On this week’s episode, yes guys, back in the Philippines, X-man found a crazy wild Pinay with a pair of absolutely gorgeous knockers attached to her torso. You’ll see quickly from the start that this girl Amanda is bat-shit crazy, but that’s just how we like ’em sometimes. After shooting some billiards and finishing their meal at the Eating Station, which includes great tit-shots galore, they depart for the hotel room where it’s almost all tits-in-your-face from the jump. Seriously, there’s almost nothing but tits on the camera...Read More

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Three’s Company: Pair of bawdy Filipina best friends team up on lucky middle-aged tourist after feasting on each other first!

Three’s Company: Pair of bawdy Filipina best friends team up on lucky middle-aged tourist after feasting on each other first!

What can we say, Mr. X does it again with a pair of perverted Filipina best friends. So close, they could almost be sisters. Jehhan from last week said her friend Mika was also interested in what a white dick tastes like, so she invites him over for a nice massage and threesome, which included some friendly pussy-licking and a double-headed blowjob. As for this episode’s title, my old group of mongering buddies used to have a special moniker for the occurrence of any of us ever fucking the same girl(s). We said that we then became “hole brothers”, haha. So Jehhan and Mika here, having shared Mr X’s now, would be “pole sisters”, isn’t it then? In case you haven’t figured it out yet, what separates what we show here on Trike Patrol from most other “porn” sites is that what you’re seeing is real. It actually really happens like this in real life here in the Philippines. Guys just like you experience these exact type of dream sex scenarios every single day here...Read More

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