The Patrol Blotter
Slender & Sultry: 27 yr old Filipina steps out on the town Saturday night; swilling San Miguel, smoking cigs & savoring a white willy
Nobody said the mongering lifestyle was a healthy one. 3rd world traffic hazards, booze-filled barhops, second-hand smoke, and over-indulgence on strange pussy can lead to all sorts of problems—–but man, is it fun! Sure beats the hell out of watching reality TV back home on your sofa in the “civilized” world. Mr. X knows this more than anyone and last weekend was yet another episode in his real-life reality TV series from the streets of the Philippines. He meets up for some drinks with a hardcore type he met downtown earlier. Her name is Shandi and she’s a smoker; in more ways than one. This well-formed 27 yr old city girl is all business once they get back to X’s hotel room and that’s just the way he likes them. After some sexy teasing with panty-rubbing, Shandi forgot her cigarettes and puffed away on Mr. X’s rod instead. Not long after, he bent her over and stuffed her from behind so he could enjoy that nicely shaped ass of hers. This was a horny dick-loving gal who wasn’t too afraid to moan showing it...Read More
Tantalizing 23 yr old Pinay scooped up outside Angeles City mall in hot-pink mini dress; later plowed on camera by sleazy European guy
We show all kinds of girls here on Trike Patrol, don’t we? Fat ones, skinny ones, light ones, dark ones, young ones, old ones. We pride ourselves on being probably the only equal opportunity puki poachers in the Philippines. For certain, we have never been accused of only going after stunners. In fact, quite the opposite. If there’s one criticism we routinely hear, it’s that we should have more hot young girls here. While we don’t totally disagree with that, we do usually mention the harsh reality of things here to those critics. This ain’t Southern California or Eastern Europe, my friends. Finding, fucking and filming a girl in the Philippines has it’s own unique complexities that are seldom found elsewhere. After all, the girl has to A) be willing to fuck a complete stranger and B) agree to be filmed doing it. A) is not so hard; it’s part B) that is more difficult. Due, large in part, to the suffocating (and dysfunctional I might add) social effects of centuries under the cloak of Roman Catholicism (thanks Spaniards), most girls here have quite rigid inhibitions to overcome; far moreso than girls in the West do about all things sexual or “pornographic”...Read More
Pinay camgirl, 22, is also “full time single mom”. Sheds lacy white panties for crudely-mannered American then fornicates & chugs semen like porn star
Happy Friday Trike Patrol fans. Another week means another edition from your favorite Filipina fucksite. This week, it’s King Baliw’s latest catch on offer, a single mother of one named Marie. She’s a spicy little thing as you’ll see, and KB gets every last sticky wet drop of freakiness out of her (which he is good at)! We get up close and personal views into her gorgeous looking pussy; lips spread wide apart of you. And once she’s warmed up and moist, KB is on the receiving end of one of the best blow-jobs we’ve seen in a while. This girl is a well-practiced cocksucker, no doubt. And if good hardcore fucking action is what you like (and who doesn’t), you’re gonna get plenty of here as KB rails Marie all of the room, beating up that naughty Pinay puki like it was going out of style. But what counts more than anything is the ending and they don’t call it the money shot for nothing. KB cashes in nicely with a fabulous jizz-blast into Marie’s open mouth...Read More
Bountifully busty & wondrously wild, this Burgos Street strumpet puts on titillating display of lewd licentiousness!
If there’s one thing we’ve had a shortage of around here lately, it’s been big swinging Filipina tits. We were fully committed to putting a stop to that trend by finding some big bouncy hangers to get on here as soon as fucking possible. Thanks to those orders and Mr. X’s recent nighttime visit to one of the Capitol’s more famous mongering eatery places, we accomplished the very thing we set out to. On this week’s episode, yes guys, back in the Philippines, X-man found a crazy wild Pinay with a pair of absolutely gorgeous knockers attached to her torso. You’ll see quickly from the start that this girl Amanda is bat-shit crazy, but that’s just how we like ’em sometimes. After shooting some billiards and finishing their meal at the Eating Station, which includes great tit-shots galore, they depart for the hotel room where it’s almost all tits-in-your-face from the jump. Seriously, there’s almost nothing but tits on the camera...Read More
Three’s Company: Pair of bawdy Filipina best friends team up on lucky middle-aged tourist after feasting on each other first!
What can we say, Mr. X does it again with a pair of perverted Filipina best friends. So close, they could almost be sisters. Jehhan from last week said her friend Mika was also interested in what a white dick tastes like, so she invites him over for a nice massage and threesome, which included some friendly pussy-licking and a double-headed blowjob. As for this episode’s title, my old group of mongering buddies used to have a special moniker for the occurrence of any of us ever fucking the same girl(s). We said that we then became “hole brothers”, haha. So Jehhan and Mika here, having shared Mr X’s now, would be “pole sisters”, isn’t it then? In case you haven’t figured it out yet, what separates what we show here on Trike Patrol from most other “porn” sites is that what you’re seeing is real. It actually really happens like this in real life here in the Philippines. Guys just like you experience these exact type of dream sex scenarios every single day here...Read More
Alluringly cute and firm, 18 yr old Filipina darling with naturally tufted private area is filmed behaving badly w/ older guy
If you’re one of our winter-chilled friends back in the U.S of A, where 48 out of 50 states now have snow of the ground, we feel for ya. As the only public service we know how to provide, here’s a hot little number named Miray that is sure to create warming sensations below the belt and evoke happy heated thoughts in the mind. I seriously doubt you can squeeze much more LBFM goodness into such a tight and compact lil’ package as Miray’s here. Big thanks again to our resident Pussy Patrolling Postman, Tourist Bob, for putting his sticky, slimy stamp on this one! Stay warm my friends, and while the mail may be slowed where you are by Ol’ Man Winter, you can still count on consistent loads being dropped off here on Trike Patrol! Read More