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V for Victory: Tawdry LBFM w/ crudely cut pubic hair gives gripping performance to Euro guy after chance meeting at City mall

V for Victory: Tawdry LBFM w/ crudely cut pubic hair gives gripping performance to Euro guy after chance meeting at City mall

If there’s one thing Filipinos love it’s their malls. Huge fucking obscenely ornate malls all over the metropolitan areas and beyond. They spend countless hours there just because. Malls are the place to be for most Filipinos. This fact presents a favorable set of odds for the foreign male visitor looking to score some strange. On this particular evening, Jonas would show us just what I mean. After disembarking from a jeepney outside one of the higher end malls in the city, Jonas trained his sights on a solo girl with dyed hair walking just ahead of him towards the entrance. He followed her around until she stopped to look at some antique car exhibit, and that’s where he made his move. As fate would have it, there were just too many onlookers for him to keep the cam rolling during the encounter, but he picks it back up after having successfully convinced her to join him for a pedi-trike ride. Aside from the view of her pretty face during the ride, this young Pinay kept quiet until back at his room where she more than made up for it with her boatloads of personality: Name: Ayumi Age: 22 Ethnicity: Half-Japanese/Half-Filipino Hobbies: disco, drinking, movies (porno & funny) First Sex: age 18 with Japanese guy Favorite Position: dog-style & 69 He had a wild one on his hands as you’ll quickly see...Read More

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Hardcore TrikePatrolman: “Most girls, even younger ones, want to feel sexy & be naughty; it’s my job to bring that out of them.” Then infuses cute 19 yr old Pinay w/ sub-vaginal eruption

Hardcore TrikePatrolman: “Most girls, even younger ones, want to feel sexy & be naughty; it’s my job to bring that out of them.” Then infuses cute 19 yr old Pinay w/ sub-vaginal eruption

For any sort of experienced PI monger, hearing that unmistakable melody of a Filipino ice-cream cart should immediately alert your puki-poaching radar. If there’s one thing most LBFM’s love, it’s sweets, and nothing is better on a typical hot Philippine afternoon than a nice cold popsicle or ice cream cone. So if you follow the sound of that pedi-cab driven dessert-mobile, you are almost always sure to find a worthy cock-candidate or two close behind. As most of you know by now, our resident whorist John Tron is quite the pussy trapping extraordinaire, so we didn’t even have to share this valuable piece of wisdom with him. A man of such experience knows most of these cunt capturing methods already and he was out to prove it once again this week. Upon recognition of the ice-cream chimecycle’s tune, John switched on his patrol cam and scanned the area. He noticed a pair or young ladies who had just perched on some steps across the park to enjoy their cold icy treats...Read More

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Foreign male poon-hound scouts snatch at SM Mall; persuades off-duty bargirl, 27, into casual coitus after meal of fried chicken & rice

Foreign male poon-hound scouts snatch at SM Mall; persuades off-duty bargirl, 27, into casual coitus after meal of fried chicken & rice

When it’s crazy hot and sunny like it’s been here lately, you either wanna be in your hotel room, relaxing in the pool or inside someplace with good AirCon blasting. The last place you wanna be is walking around outside in a concrete jungle with trike & jeepney exhaust fumes sticking to your sweaty clothes. Jonas knows this all too well by now so he headed for the nicely chilled mall on base. Not only is it a retreat from the harsh Philippine sun, but it’s always a haven for pussy just waiting to be had. Inside you’ll find all types of girls. Hardcore barslut types wasting away their salaries on excess clothes & make-up, somewhat innocent college student types hanging out with classmates, bored honey-ko’s picking up and blowing their foolish sponsors money remittances, and everything in between. Almost all of them are approachable and open to the possibility of a gentlemanly foreigner making their acquaintance, which can result into a simple phone number swap, a friendly meal together or even a full-on spontaneous bumping of the uglies on the very same day...Read More

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JAW-DROPPING! Unbelievably fresh & petite 19 yr old gets taught lesson in lewdness by American perv with camera

JAW-DROPPING! Unbelievably fresh & petite 19 yr old gets taught lesson in lewdness by American perv with camera

“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.” ― Confucius Work? What’s that? In case you haven’t noticed, we here at TP love finding hot Filipina poonanny and sharing it with the World. Over the lifespan of this website, a handful of other guys have come along who share the same interest. They too have found the wisdom in Confucius’ sagely advice. And let’s just be honest here, banging tight Asian pussies is pretty good work if ya can get it. Especially in times like these. So when Tourist Bob informed us had gone on another Trike Patrol for us, we were more than happy to hear it. Now Bob is still learning what it takes to be a top patrolman, but there’s one thing we can say about him already. He has a pretty good eye for talent. His first two offerings, Charmaine & Jennelyn, were both of the hotter variety. We’ve been known to take all the LBFM’s we can get, but it’s especially nice when a monger brings quality...Read More

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Common 20 yr old Angeles City tart gives horn-dog tourist the full Filipina bargirl experience after dinner on Fields Ave

Common 20 yr old Angeles City tart gives horn-dog tourist the full Filipina bargirl experience after dinner on Fields Ave

This week’s end-of-year episode delivered by Jonas is a perfect summarization of the type of day any one of us can easily have in the Philippines while there on holiday. Everything about it, the trike ride, the lovely young girl, hanging out amidst the raucous nightlife and the subsequent trip back to the hotel for boom-boom really captures the essence of what Trike Patrol is all about and what we strive to bring you in our ever-growing compilation of LBFM encounters caught on tape. We hope this year has been as fruitful and exciting as it has been for us bringing you new Trike Patrol’s each week. We also wish all of our members a safe and Happy New Year in 2013 with many pleasurable and thrilling moments ahead, both here on our site and in your own lives, wherever your travels may take you. Along with the sweet & sexy Filipinas we bring you, we also like to think our site is about living our lives to the fullest and enjoying what we have in front of us. If more people lived by such a philosophy, the World would probably be a happier place...Read More

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Ample & Amorous: This thick-bodied half-Aussie Pinay reveals incredibly bushy nether region and unhinged licentiousness

Ample & Amorous: This thick-bodied half-Aussie Pinay reveals incredibly bushy nether region and unhinged licentiousness

HHWFM? powered by Vegemite? Could it catch on? Maybe so after this week’s episode… If this girl looks familiar to you that’s because she should. She was the pigeon-toed, fair-skinned subtle beauty accompanying Trixie on my “Creep, Jeep and Jam” patrol a few weeks ago. If you recall, I really wanted to fuck and film both of them together that day but it just didn’t happen. Precious did promise “next time” and I had all but wrote her off because here in the Philippines “next time” is sometimes just a polite way of “no fucking chance asshole”. But as chance would have it, she texted me the very next day after I stuffed her skinny little friend Trixie’s pussy during what was supposed to be a mere photo-shoot. When Precious arrived at my door she was wearing a modest one-piece dress and looking just as subtly pretty as she did the other day in the street. She has a very soft and dreamy look in her eye which feels really sexy for me. There’s something different about this girl that I liked...Read More

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